FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Q: What is happening?
Q: Where is the normal glass beach homepage?
Q: What do I need to "stand by" for?
Q: Can I just put .html after anything and find a page?
Q: Is this an ARG?
Q: Is this not an ARG?
Q: Am I allowed to ask questions?
Q: Is there anything worth finding on this website?
Q: Did glass beach break up?
Q: Will the next album be called "the second glass beach album?"
Q: What happens if I find all video clips?
Q: How many tapes are there?
Q: What's your phone number?
Q: What is the meaning of life?
Q: Is anything real?
Q: What is inside of a turtle shell?
Q: Do you like birds?
Q: Do you ever take a break?
Q: What is with the abyss theme?
Q: Is it cold where you are?
Q: Is it hot where you are?
Q: I found a video with weird numbers in the title, are the numbers a code?
Q: What is the most underrated sea creature in your opinion and why?
Q: If you had one wish, what would it be?
Q: What happens after you die?
Q: Are you prepared to die?
Q: Are the hotlines costing you a ton of money?
Q: Who is in the viking funeral image?
Q: How many endings are there?
Q: Will you actually answer any of these questions?
Q: When is the third album coming out?
Q: do you know who that guy is?
Q: Will you come to Brazil?
Q: Will this question end up on the FAQ page?
Q: meow? :3
Q: Why don't you own a whiteboard eraser? Did you really just use a paper towel or something?
Q: Sacramento California really does look like gm_freespace doesn't it?
Q: Is there a page no one has seen yet?
Q: Is the second hotline just some random person?
Q: Bark bark bark bark bark bark?
Q: What's with these clips of a blue tapir?
Q: Where is the tapir currently?
Q: I've found a video with some questions on it, what are they for?
Q: What the fuck?
Q: There are these men in black suits and sunglasses at my door, what do they want?
Q: Will there be a song called warm weather?
Q: Is the whole album somewhere on the website?
Q: How do I reach the third hotline?
Q: I'm too lazy to inspect element, is there any other way to find clues?
Q: Why is there a traffic sign underwater?
Q: Is the album called plastic death or placid death?
Q: Is there any significance to the Red Book by Carl Jung?
Q: Are all the teasers on the album?
Q: Are the teaser clips named after the songs they're from?
Q: Does anyone other than j sing in these clips?
Q: Who runs this website?
Q: How do you make website?
Q: When will all of this be over?
Q: Do you know anything about Nietzche?
Q: What is headertest?
Q: I found a hidden image with strange text in a video clip, what does it mean?
Q: I found a secret video with questions, where do I send my answers?
Q: What happens October 10th?
Q: What day does the album come out?
Q: Why are you being so cryptic?
Q: Is there any point to any of this?
Q: What songs are on the new album?
Q: Will there be singles and how many?
Q: Where is question 3?
Q: What's with all the Garry's Mod screenshots?
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Please send your questions to glassbeachband@gmail.com